Fairy Tale

WHY NOT?

Hello, my name is Robert and I am fifty-five years old. I have lived for fifteen years in the centre of London, alone, only with my pet called Olser, in a really old and small flat.
Before coming to the English capital I stayed in a small village at the north of Scotland. I was born there and I grew up there as well, next to my family. Since I was quite young I used to think about becoming a famous inventor. However, in my teenage years I loved music and I played the drums in a punk band. Although we played a little well, we splote up and I haven’t seen them since any more. Later the idea of being inventor appeared to me again in my mind. I started an engineer career in London and I started to prepare my first tools. My first invention was a magic washing machine that can rinse out all the troubles and a Swiss penknife with the magic powers to get you out of difficult situations, but I couldn’t. After this I prepare a mixed to produce a lipstick that makes you more beautiful; then a suitcase that will hold anything because I liked a lot travel around the world. Other ideas such as make a magic walkman were possible, but neither. All the options failed. I was so depressed and I become so rare and stupid, that I lost my friends and the loneliness was the king of my life.
Only two of my recent inventions and the best ones were my pet Olser, the talking goldfish, who is my best friend at the moment, and the digital watch that can tell you how many years have left to live. These are the most important for me.